June 2012
WHY DID YOU WAKE UP JUST NOW
IT’S 5:39 AM AND YOU WENT TO BED AT 2:30 AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP AT 9 WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN STOP IT GO BACK TO BED AND GET OFF TUMBLR ALSO REMEMBER PUNCTUATION NEXT TIME YOU ASSHAT.
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bromofasho:
Welcome to the internet!
Where everything is made up and people get offended by that.
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Politeness became so rare that some people mistake...
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alicefulloflove asked: ▲
Put a ▲ in my ask, and I’ll tell you something...
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when-the-war-ends asked: I didn't even break 100. ahahah
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May 2012
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bbychocobo:
Soooo… I need this.
How I want to be cheered up if I'm down
iwillmindfuckyou:
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So this happened. →
This dude was in my graduating class. We hung out for like a year straight. He was in love with my girlfriend at the time. He went to Florida with my family for my 18th birthday. He always had illegitimate means of making money, and bought pets, and then his illegitimate funds would dry up and he would get rid of them. I guess that’s hard to do with 68 FUCKING EXOTIC ANIMALS. Look at...
Jesus christ.
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broriarty:
plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed